please get over yourself.

owlssayhooot:

iwannabeawizard:

owlssayhooot:

bigbitchmarii:

owlssayhooot:

I’m so confused as to why people are still picking “teams” in Twilight. Team Jacob people…you already lost…Jacob just wants Bella’s baby. Ew, sigh. Twilight is gross.

don’t you like twilight?

I have hated Twilight for well over a year.

Yeah, this coming from the girl who went to Forks, Washington and saw Forks High School (from the book.) That was, what, a year ago? Yeah, I’m sure you’ve matured that much. I don’t buy it.

Anyway, I’ve realized that Twilight isn’t really the most well-written novel or the most intellectually stimulating work, but it’s fun. And maybe 12 year olds shouldn’t read it, because it sends the wrong message about relationships and sexism and stuff, but you really have to step back and separate the Twilight universe and reality. That way you can enjoy it and the escapism that it offers.

Aren’t you high and fucking mighty? I went to Forks in February of last year. And by June I realised what shit it was and was over it. Was there any reason to be so mean to me over this? Calm down and don’t take the internet so seriously.

I don’t enjoy Twilight and don’t think it’s a good escape because it’s an escape where pedophilia and sexism are apparently okay. That’s my opinion. I can change my mind just like any other human being in the world. Don’t be such a bitch to people. What does my opinion have anything to do with “getting over myself”? Those things don’t even relate.

omg people are actually giving you a hard time over this?

I did the exact same thing. Read them, liked them. Re-read them and thought they were shit. THEN I READ BREAKING DAWN. And I knew for a fact they were shit.

Fucking twitards.

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annahinks:

ranga-sauce / anovelworthydalliance

The Office spoof on SNL

lol Gervais at the end

When are they gonna ask Ricky to host SNL?  The invitation is long overdue.

Fuuuuuuccckkk Hulu. Doesn’t work in Canadaaaa :(

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brilliantinemortality:

futurisms | calikalie
I NEED DANIEL FUCKING FARADAY BACK IN MY LIFE LIKE YESTERDAY.

I second this. Worst decision ever killing faraday.

brilliantinemortality:

futurismscalikalie

I NEED DANIEL FUCKING FARADAY BACK IN MY LIFE LIKE YESTERDAY.

I second this. Worst decision ever killing faraday.

Reblogged from Brilliantine Mortality

thetardis:

niscera:

Seriously almost started crying.

PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME!

Awwww, David. :(

I don’t want him to leave!! arghhhhhh

annahinks:

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

He’s Harry Potter. I mean, that doesn’t even really need explaining, does it? He is The Boy Who Lived. (Most of) The Wizarding World loves him and we do too. I know you were sitting there in the theater watching The Half Blood Prince just scowling away when this this happened. It’s alright. I understand.
Oh, those eyes. They are spectacular. There’s really no other word for them; nothing else to say about them. 
He’s a man now. He was just a little kid when he first showed up on our radar but not anymore. He’s 20 years old - he’s got the muscles to prove it, and he wants us to see them. We see what you’re doing there, Daniel. We notice the happy trail and whoa…you’ve got quite the bulge there too…  
He reads. No, I don’t think you quite understood me so let me say that again: he reads. No, not just blogs. BOOKS. He’s rich as hell, but instead of buying 50 fast cars and a million houses, he says he spends all his money on books. I think each one of us would love to see this guy’s library. 
He’s got one fine ass. Oh c’mon, you knew that was coming. 


Ahhhh, DanRad.

THANK YOU. I love Dan, and he doesn’t get enough lovin’.

annahinks:

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

  1. He’s Harry Potter. I mean, that doesn’t even really need explaining, does it? He is The Boy Who Lived. (Most of) The Wizarding World loves him and we do too. I know you were sitting there in the theater watching The Half Blood Prince just scowling away when this this happened. It’s alright. I understand.
  2. Oh, those eyes. They are spectacular. There’s really no other word for them; nothing else to say about them.
  3. He’s a man now. He was just a little kid when he first showed up on our radar but not anymore. He’s 20 years old - he’s got the muscles to prove it, and he wants us to see them. We see what you’re doing there, Daniel. We notice the happy trail and whoa…you’ve got quite the bulge there too…
  4. He reads. No, I don’t think you quite understood me so let me say that again: he reads. No, not just blogs. BOOKS. He’s rich as hell, but instead of buying 50 fast cars and a million houses, he says he spends all his money on books. I think each one of us would love to see this guy’s library.
  5. He’s got one fine ass. Oh c’mon, you knew that was coming.

Ahhhh, DanRad.

THANK YOU. I love Dan, and he doesn’t get enough lovin’.

Reblogged from I want to go to there.

Alex Reads Twilight ch.3-4

I cant get enough of these videos

(via wecannonball)
Saw this, and it wasn’t what I expected. Don’t get me wrong, some parts were good, and Audrey Tautou was amazing… but it was more about her life living with rich men rather than her work as a designer.

(via wecannonball)

Saw this, and it wasn’t what I expected. Don’t get me wrong, some parts were good, and Audrey Tautou was amazing… but it was more about her life living with rich men rather than her work as a designer.

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malfoyy:

Teagan and I are watching Inglourious Basterds.

Megavideo has foiled us.

HOW TO BEAT THE MEGAVIDEO TIME LIMIT:

Use Firefox

click on the video you want.

Let it buffer the whole way through

Click on File>Work Offline.

NO LIMIT!

@okaylove

LOVING the DW spam.